pissonthecross asked: Anyone ever told you that you remind them of Jack Black? If not. There ya go.
Not in like five years, but thanks anyway. It’s better than being called the fat kid from Superbad.
Not that anyone needs to know, I just want it out there. It seems like the type of drug I can get into, if you know what I mean.
I wanna get drunk like it’s grade school all over again.
basically.
It would be our state.
Of course it’s Florida. It’s always Florida…
(Source: nameonthebackofmybelt)
Try not to save me. Please just come home, please come back home.
I know that whole growing thing didn’t work out for you so well. I know it wasn’t easy for you looking around at all the D cups of the world and to hear me refer to you as my “itty bitty titties.” I know how hard you tried to squeeze yourselves together and how hard you tried to scrape out what…
Reblogging cause I love boobs.
Keep scrolling. Your world will be changed forever, I promise. Teach it to your children and they’ll teach it to their children and in a few generations, we’ll have a worldwide Utopia. You’re welcome.
So I just looked at some pictures from one of my closest friends from high school. Since she left, all of her pictures have her looking depressed and I’m so sad seeing someone I loved so much being so depressed now. I have a feeling her life isn’t going how she planned, and it breaks my heart.
