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I feel like a no good person
Reading 12th century love letters
Makes me want a love like Abelard and Heloise, even with the genital removal. Brilliant, yet so tragic. I wonder what Astrolabe’s life was like.
I literally just squeaked.
This is what I get for reading nothing but cute things for days… I giggle and squeak like I’m in middle school.
My lunch was two day old pho, a hunk of brie, some bread, and some meat on a stick. One day, I’ll be a real adult.
I drank so I got drunk
Then got giddy cause I was drunk. Now am giggling about being giddy. Glad to know I`m a twelve year old girl.
I don’t know how to sleep…
Nights left awake, thinking what was and what could’ve been. Decisions, regrets, falling outs, done.
Depression is happiness for intelligent people.
I got a Canadian care package!
Ketchup chips, all dress chips, hickory sticks oh my! There is more, I just don’t wanna list it all.
All I needed was 32nd place and I would break even for the day. I had a decent record, went 5-3 and had played the best I could for not sleeping. What do I get? 35th. 3 lousy spots away from money, from some recognition for my skill.
So it seems Harry Potter has something that's 11...
It’s also described as being nice and supple.
Monty Python and alcohol are a bad mix
I can’t function right now and a cat attacked the tv. I can’t do this…
Not sure if fog or dementors
I’m gonna play yugioh tournaments for the trolling.
I'm a terrible alcoholic
The only things I like to drink are whiskey, scotch, and beer. Right now I’m drinking vodka and coke cause no one will notice the vodka missing from the fridge. I already downed a six pack of Sierra Nevada, now if I can finish this handle of shitty vodka I’ll be a real boy.
Flick. The fire brightens his eyes for a few seconds, before retreating into it’s plastic home. Smoke inhaled into lungs before exhaling into the stuffy air. He sat there,his feet soaking into lukewarm water. Melodic music flowed over him, his ears too far away to realize what it was. His body was bent over, his eyes glued to the dirty bathwater. Flick. Suddenly he’s filled with his...
My parents have decided I need to return to college. I went for two years, and dropped out in a spectacular fashion. Meaning I failed more than half the classes I attended, using attended loosely. The only things I’ve passed are a bunch of humanities and philosophy class, which is great but I don’t think I want to be a philosophy major anymore. Random rant. Anyway, my parents have...